First get either four large naked rats or 6 medium naked rats. If naked rats are not available normal rats can be used but you will have to shave them. Nair will work too but may impart an "off" flavor. Drink six or seven fine imported ales, roll naked rats in Nabisco naked rat helper and deep fry at 350 degrees until golden brown. Drain on papertowels. Throw rats in trash and drink six or seven fine imported ales and order a pizza.
Next week, Lawn sausages and peppers