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PostSubject: Naked rat-kabobs   Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:17 pm

First get either four large naked rats or 6 medium naked rats. If naked rats are not available normal rats can be used but you will have to shave them. Nair will work too but may impart an "off" flavor. Drink six or seven fine imported ales, roll naked rats in Nabisco naked rat helper and deep fry at 350 degrees until golden brown. Drain on papertowels. Throw rats in trash and drink six or seven fine imported ales and order a pizza.

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PostSubject: Re: Naked rat-kabobs   Fri May 28, 2010 6:45 am

The Cantonese people of south China are legendary for eating anything that moves -- and some things that are still moving. The food market here features cats, raccoons, owls, doves and snakes along with bear and tiger's paw, dried deer penis and decomposed monkey skeletons.

Now, this rich culinary tradition, along with rising disposable income in this most prosperous city in China, has inspired kitchen utensil salesman Zhang Guoxun to open what is believed to be China's first restaurant dedicated to serving rat.

That's right: Rat. Rat with Chestnut and Duck. Lemon Deep Fried Rat. Satayed Rat Slices with Vermicelli. In fact, the menu lists 30 different rat dishes, even including Liquored Rat Flambe, along with more mundane dishes such as Hot Pepper Silkworm, Raccoon With Winter Melon and Sliced Snake and Celery. And in the six months since the doors opened, customers have been scampering in at all hours to the euphemistically named Jialu (Superior to Deer) Restaurant.

"I was always eating out, but I got bored with the animals that restaurants offered," Mr. Zhang says during an interview over a plate of BlackBean Rat. "I wanted to open a restaurant with an affordable exotic animal. Then I was walking home one night and a rat ran across in front of me and gave me this idea."
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PostSubject: Re: Naked rat-kabobs   Sat May 29, 2010 1:59 am

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PostSubject: Re: Naked rat-kabobs   Mon May 31, 2010 6:17 am

The Cantonese people of south China are legendary for eating anything that moves -- and some things that are still moving. The food market here features cats, raccoons, owls, doves and snakes along with bear and tiger's paw, dried deer penis and decomposed monkey skeletons.

Now, this rich culinary tradition, along with rising disposable income in this most prosperous city in China, has inspired kitchen utensil salesman Zhang Guoxun to open what is believed to be China's first restaurant dedicated to serving rat.

That's right: Rat. Rat with Chestnut and Duck. Lemon Deep Fried Rat. Satayed Rat Slices with Vermicelli. In fact, the menu lists 30 different rat dishes, even including Liquored Rat Flambe, along with more mundane dishes such as Hot Pepper Silkworm, Raccoon With Winter Melon and Sliced Snake and Celery. And in the six months since the doors opened, customers have been scampering in at all hours to the euphemistically named Jialu (Superior to Deer) Restaurant.

"I was always eating out, but I got bored with the animals that restaurants offered," Mr. Zhang says during an interview over a plate of BlackBean Rat. "I wanted to open a restaurant with an affordable exotic animal. Then I was walking home one night and a rat ran across in front of me and gave me this idea."

Mr. Zhang's restaurant is as trendy as they come in China. The 15-table, two-story eatery is a mixture of blond wood furniture, stucco walls and wooden lattice laced with plastic vines. Tonight's crowd includes a young couple who stroll in hand-in-hand and nestle in a quiet corner for a romantic rat dinner. Other groups include engineers, office clerks, salesmen and factory workers.
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